Milly has a thing about drinks. She likes them. Preferably other people's. This is her drinking from the gravy jug on Christmas day while my back was turned. She so cheeky.
Anyway Milly has a thing for branded drinks coca cola impaticularly! She wil do anything to obtain them, taking directly from strangers hands, from the shelf in a supermarket, head under the self serve Tap in McDonalds ... The list goes on. She is exactly like me- she wants something, she gets it! Except she lacks inhibition and has poor tactics also combined with severe impulsiveness! She knows what she is doing, you can guarantee when age grabs a drink from a stranger- at a bus stop, in a shop.... 9 /10 they will pity her, presume she doesn't understand and let her have the whole drink. Well after she has had her slimy gob round it... Little do they know she was waiting all along!
There are endless stories if her stealing drinks, maid of honour - mid speech her head teacher, social worker, taking drinks from a server at McDonald' before the customer can, the wheelchair bound, the elderly, small chikdren and a bouncer. None of which seemed to have mind.
There was this one time tho in asda when she went for and elderly lady's drink, the lady wouldn't let go if her carton if Ribena, it got squashed, went everywhere and the lady was so fierce she started shouting get off and hit Milly with her hand bag. Cringe.
She picks the elderly more carefully now!

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